Note: I am no longer on Twitter or Facebook.

I remember when I didn't know what a “tweet” was, other than the sound a bird makes. It wasn't so long ago, either. Below is just a random list of tweets. Pathetic, I know, but I felt the need to put something new on the site. Anyway.


  • Saturday, July 20, 2013: Picked more blackberries this evening, just before dark, before it started raining again. Now I'm thinking about feng shui
    … no, there's no correlation between the two. I'm just thinking of rearranging my office. Couldn't care less about feng shui
    … and why is it spelled “feng shui” when it's supposed to be a Latin phonetic spelling? It should be spelled “fung shway.” I think I
    … am in the middle of a Twitter rant/monologue/brain seizure?, 140 characters at a time. 🙂 And, no, I'm not drunk. If I COULD drink
    … well, it doesn't matter. Those days are long gone. And, no, I don't miss it. Just like I don't miss TV. Both make you stupid. Anyway
    … Enough rambling. I was just doing this as an impromptu writing exercise, or maybe that shoulda been “exorciscm?” 🙂
  • Sunday, July 21, 2013: Wordnik claims to be the most comprehensive English dictionary in the world. WordNik. I don't know about that, but I like it.
  • Thursday, August 1, 2013: 8yo daughter: I wish you'd work from home again. ME: Didn't make enough money. HER: What you need is advertising! You need more style!
  • Saturday, August 3, 2013: Feng Shui achieved! (Fung Shway, as it should be spelt). I rearranged my desk so my back's to the wall and I'm facing outward! Feels good!
    And I've got both monitors working again! I LOVE dual monitors! How'd we ever live without them… and cell phones… and smart phones and…
  • Sunday, August 4, 2013: Google's new City Experts program doles out free swag in exchange for reviews via @Pocketlint (
  • … 8yo daughter again, explaining the cheeseburger she's munching on: I'm eating this now so I can taste it later when I'm starving in church. "
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