I've been in middle Tennessee the past 25 years, grew up in northern California, spent most of my 20s in L.A., but according to this site I should move to New England. They say…

"You would fit in well in New England due to your no-nonsense personality and preservation of tradition. New England is the birthplace of America, where history is incredibly important to its residents. Observation of local customs and the history of the land make this region perfect for your love of heritage.”"

I'm starting to think maybe they're full of it. UPDATE: So, I did it again, and this time got:

"The Midwest — The Midwest is the friendliest of the regions, making it a great place for you to settle down. Your caring and loving nature will have your neighbors dropping by all the time in the Midwest, and you'll never find yourself without the support of your community. Moving here would place you among great friends for a lifetime."